The Universe is Kind of a Dick Candle by Twisted Wares

I Need a F*cking Nap Candle by Twisted Wares

A Day at the Spa scent.

• 12 fluid ounces of hand-poured, soy wax
  
• phthalate-free fragrance oils
• a lead-free, cotton core wick
• packaged in a 4" tall metal paint tin
• made in the USA
• burn time: 50-60 hours

Additional humorous candles by Twisted Wares are available here.